Private Dick

     This is a story intended for adults. Anyone under the age of consent younggay...no, that's not right. Anyone under the age to get younggay into a bar...no, wait young, that younggay may be too stringent younggay. Anyone who is of age young to vote young, whether they choose to do so or not, can read this story. Anyone else should be here younggay. Back image away slowly young. Retain eye young contact young. Don't make any sudden moves.
     In the fiercely competitive world of private investigations, no matter what the situation young, there younggay are two kinds of guys - the quick and the dead. Quick to seize the initiative, quick to recognize danger, quick to see young all the angles young - or dead to image rights in a young pool of blood on some rainy, big city sidewalk.
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     He let go of my hand and sat down in a cushioned chair in the center of the floor. Quickly, the Oriental girl crossed from young the door image of gay the dressing room young to a spot directly behind his chair, and began massaging his shoulders and neck young.
     PART young TWO
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     As I young trembled in ecstasy and agony, Thelma looked up sweetly from younggay between my legs and whispered, "I'm so looking forward to image servicing the best private dick in the world ."
     It would be the last time that happened for quite a while.
     Just like any young business deal, it always seems young the Devil is in the details. And its not younggay what you mean, its what you say gay.
     And, in between, I young'm fulfilling my contract, as I young continue to be Thelma's private dick, and gay a very dedicated younggay one at that gay. She rents me out to young interested parties younggay...women and men...for $250 an hour, plus expenses young. But hey, it beats shadowing cheating husbands young and chasing down skip traces, like I used to do. And it pays a younggay lot better young, too. At gay least, I gay think young so, since Thelma now has a very nice house young and a limo.